Tuesday, April 5, 2016

A Word to the Not-So-Wise (my co-workers)

   This is addressed to my co-workers. This is not for all of you, but if the shoe fits........
    To the co-worker who is having a hard time with the fact that I am pregnant with my third child, walk into a closed, sliding, glass door please. Why does this bother you so much? Is it the future college tuitions you won't have to pay? How does me having children affect your life at all? If you don't have anything nice or halfway intelligent to say, just don't.
   To the co-worker who made the comment about me needing to keep my legs closed; throw up on yourself. Just because you're sexually frustrated doesn't mean everyone else has to be. Plus I'm married and sex is fun. So, yeah you jerk!
   To the co-worker who feels the need to poke at my belly; it has taken everything within me to not slap the crap out of you! Stop it!
   To the co-worker who keeps asking me when I'm due and when I tell you my due date you give me wild eyes as if I am so huge it couldn't be possible. You should look in the mirror and have that same reaction.
   I know some of you are saying, "why not go to HR? Why not tell someone you're being harassed?" Because it's not necessary. The next person to say something STUPID to me is going to catch every bit of Hell I've been going through dealing with all of this inconsiderate behavior . What is wrong with you people?! Have you not seen a pregnant chick before? And the ones making the dumbest comments are men who have children! You all should think before you speak! Because I can't promise I'll think before I cuss you out next time! Oh, be kind and yada, yada, yada.